Ok so I jsut realised that people can see this now... hi friend! Yeah I thought I'd better change the 4am sugar/sleep deprived ramble that used to be here. Fair warning, I am a prolific typoist who can't spell... ahahahhah yeah sorry about that.

everythingasscreed:

Assassin’s Creed Unity meets parkour in real life

Anonymous asked, "Testing"

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7.31.2014 1:00 AM

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

Source: k1mkardashian Via: guy

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

There are lots of talented people on tumblr. I, for one, am great at pressing the reblog button.

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

powertothenerd:


inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:



Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?


this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

END THIS ABSURDI-TEA

powertothenerd:

inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:

image

Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?

this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

END THIS ABSURDI-TEA

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

pyrrhics:

Sydney Dust Storm 2009

i remember this it was like the apocalypse

slothesaurus:

workingouttolookgoodnaked:

optimus—primette:

potentkiid:

iamawinrar:

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Holy shit

I just jizzed.. A lil bit

Is this real

is this real because a Black Panther movie and Civil War movie so close together will kill me

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

sswincestiel:

gambling-withdesire:

superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

a book nightclub.

read responsibly.

Someone make this happen pls.

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

"better get off Tumblr now"

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

image

Source: clannyphantom Via: guy